Hinckle Von Vampton is a Cartoon Villain
As stated in the title, Hinckle Von Vampton is barely even an attempt at impersonating a real human. With his immortality, his ludicrous plans, and his overly-emotive expressions, he truly is more of a children's cartoon villain than a real person. This starts in the second chapter in which he appears where, upon being fired for putting the invasion of Haiti in the Atonist newspaper, calmly starts insulting the manager before suddenly reaching for a bronze dagger and attempting to stab him. Hinckle Von Vampton examines the man. Jowly. A gin-inspired pallor. He glances at the cuff links. A Knight in armor wearing the Red Cross on his breast. ' Where did you find those cuff links?' ' I found them around the corner on 42nd Street, why?' 'Not only are you a louse but you are a desecrater as well. Death to defilers' Hinckle Von Vampton reaches for a short bronze dagger and is about to plunge it into the managing editor's chest when other employees...